Apple Demotivational Poster
DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween
GENESIS - Facebook version.
STEVE JOBS -
RYUK - eye can haz apple?!
MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.
SUCKERS - There's one born every minute
OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!
PIGS ARE AMAZING - Feed Them Apples And They Produce Bacon
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Apple eats you....
GLOBAL RECESSION -
THE REAL BARBIE - This will be her fifth late term abortion. She just thought the extra weight was from all of the drinking.
- The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.
EACH AND EVERY SERVES A PURPOSE -
R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS -
OLD ADAGES -
JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.
APPLE - This release was unexpected. R.I.P. Steve
BOREDOM - This is why Ryuk like's it.
IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original
IPAD - The best way to experience 20% of the web
ORGANIC FRUIT -
THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY -
WAIT... WHAT? - Nice to know they're working on fixing the problems.
NEW YORK -
IRAQ - Trust me, It's not a new product from Apple. Stop pronouncing it like one!
AN APPLE A DAY - Will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough
IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.
IT ALL ADDS UP -
YOUR CHILDREN -
IPOOP - The brand new Apple device...
VIRUS FREE - Macs. Being unpopular is their virus protection.
ONCE UPON A TIME... -
DON'T TELL ANYONE -
APPLE - Peel back the label and they are just another evil corporation driven by greed
STEVE JOBS - If the Police want to find someone, they ask him.
ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.
APPLES - better than alcohol and cheaper than crack
APPLE - Apple being a piece of shit since 1976
STEVE JOBS MORE THAN A MAN -
AN APPLE A DAY -
APPLE - They know when they're on a good thing.
BACON TOPPED APPLE PIE -
APPLES - Hiding the fact that you're actually using Vista
JERKING OFF - It just works.
APPLE I-CUT -
TRY AGAIN - Fail again Fail better
AAARGH!!!! - Tis a Pirates life for me!!
YET WE STILL USE IT. -
Organic Foods -
APPLE TABLET - Not what everybody expected
APPLE - iArm, iMac, iPad, iPhone, iPod iBroke
THIS APPLE - Is going to kill someone
APPLE - Finally acknowledges a user problem with the iPod.
SLAMGASM - The Best 4 seconds in every Grapplers Life
THE IPIE, NEW FROM APPLE -
IPOD - Shielding you from social interaction since 2001
Genetic Enginering -
APPLE OF MY EYE - She bleeds, just like a woman....
IN FIRST PLACE - Why did God create them?
PORK TENDERIZING -
FANATIC LOYALTY -
WHEN LOGIC AND SEAN FIRST MET -
MAGIC APPLES -
APPLE OF EDEN -
A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"
BEAUTY - If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
MAKING MONEY FROM OPEN SOURCE - is like getting paid for rape
APPLE, WHAT APPLE - I don't see any apple... Oh, you mean this one... I saw it on the ground..
YOUR MOM AND APPLE PIE - I had them both but the pie was better
MACINTOSH PERFROMA 5200 - It could barely boot. Much less run AI.
APPLES - You Will Shit Them
APPLE'S ISHAVE - There's nothing that Steve Jobs can't think of
THAT APPLE - Pisses off a lot of people.
Trust Me -
old traditions -
SAMSUNG COPY THIS!! -
YOUR GRANDMOTHER -
CALIFORNIA FRUIT DATE -
LOST & FOUND AD - FOUND: Apple notebook computer
HOOKED ON MOTIFAKE -
I GOTTA BE ME! -
I-PHONE APPS - finally one that doesn't suck! (Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Jobs!)
WILLIAM TELL -
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